March 05, 2005

Jobs I wouldn't want: personal chef for an NBA player.

According to this article the Orlando Magic basketball team has recently employed a personal chef for Dwight Howard, their prize rookie, to ensure that he consumes at least 5,200 nutritional calories per day.

2.5 times what the US-RDA of calories is for the average man? That would be a full-time job... but likely this guy shares the same culinary persuasions as Shaq: Hamburger Helper, Kraft Mac & Cheese, and stuff like that. Sure, you're cooking for a celebrity athlete, but so what, where's the fun in that?

Last thing I ate or drank: a few bites from the chocolate crêpes I served to tonight's personal chef client. They probably ate 5,200 calories tonight!

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