August 09, 2006

The End Is Nigh... Prepare yourselves!

I have exactly one veggie dog and one hot dog bun left.

I fear that when I consume that last hot dog from a package, in the final hot dog bun, the world as we know it will come to an end.

P. S. yes I eat veggie dogs. Even though I know they're made out of tofu lips and seitan snouts.

2 comments:

  1. If you're going to go shopping for veggie dogs, may I highly recommend the Yves Hot 'n' Spicy Chili Dog?

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  2. Wow, you accomplished something great there! That NEVER happens!

    By the way, I just got back from vacation and read your post from 7/29, so I am a little slow on the uptake, but I just tried the Geoblog thing out, and apparently it is ME who lives in a cemetary. (I don't really, but how cool is THAT?)

    That's where the little green "me" button is appearing on my map. Perhaps I really am a ghost and I am only imagining that I am alive. In that case, I should imagine myself a less boring life!

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